We used to pass around this little slut at the bar I worked at; somebody was always hooking up with her on any given weekend night. She was a total freak; if there was anything remotely sexual that she wouldn’t say yes to, I wouldn’t have a clue as to what it might be. Among her many interesting practices was her habit of going one step beyond sucking on a guy’s balls – she’d tongue his asshole!

Her oral skills were well above average, so you’d let her do whatever she wanted as long as she got around to smoking the bone. She got her licks in on mine a couple of times, and while I can’t say it was the biggest turn-on I’ve ever experienced, it was pleasant at the same time it was unusual. We even set up a pool a few times to place our bets on who would hear a yes that night, when he told her to Kiss My Crack!



When I checked out the member’s area of Kiss My Crack they had seventeen videos featuring some fairly hardcore action. I’m not sure how that jives with their claim to “tons of crack-kissing movies” on the promotional tour, but they do have tons of movies inside. You get a lot more content than the episodes on Kiss My Crack with this membership, but we’ll get to that later.

I was quite taken with the young brunette Taylor, who wields a talented tongue in her pigtailed little head. She licked chocolate syrup out of an ass the way some folks go after an ice cream sundae. Porn star Cherry Poppins has some applesauce a la sphincter in another interesting video, while braided blonde Kimmy takes it raw.

These are hot chicks that ain’t afraid to try anything – and you get a lot more like them. There are twenty other websites included in your membership, and you get unrestricted access to all of them. They have a couple of things in common – a very effective site design, use of hot horny performers, and a hardcore edge to all the movies.

I don’t recall any ass-munching on the other sites, but they are hardcore enough that it is possible. You’ve got most everything else, however: lesbian, female squirters, anal, oral, cumshot, mature/MILF, Ebony, and even two different Indian websites. Many the sites have a dual theme (Mom Loves Cum is both MILFs and cumshots, for example). Some of the same babes may be on more than one site, but the movies aren’t repeated.

If you can’t find something you like in the multitude of bonus websites, you can also check out the DVD archive. This isn’t one of those fake links to another membership venue, either. This is a vast archive of over seven hundred scenes (11,000 minutes worth, as a matter of fact) from a variety of porn DVD titles. They have a minimum of a couple of scenes listed under each of more than three dozen categories!

Most of the videos on Kiss My Crack run about five minutes long; they have been divided into five shorter segments. Movies on most of the other sites run from twenty to forty-plus minutes, and are split into more than twenty clips. There is a link to the movie alongside some thumbnails and a brief text description of the scene.

Once you click on the link to the movie you want to watch, a media player page opens. You can watch the entire movie, or just some of the clips. You also have some options on the playback size, and there are settings to give you a clip optimized for your Internet connection. I had no trouble viewing any of the movies.

It really doesn’t matter which of the clips you check out – Ellen with the whipped cream on ass and cock, blonde Sam licking a black ass like a chocolate ice cream cone, or any of the other fine features on this or the bonus sites. You’ll find something you like in this extensive and varied collection.



Photo sets would be a welcome addition to the website; so would downloadable video clips. Another nice touch would be longer movie clips for members with faster Internet connections, but these are just my own personal thoughts on this site.

Kiss My Crack contains some interesting short videos. There are some hot chicks on the site in the seventeen videos. The site has a simple but effective design, and the content is easy to access and use.

When you add in the DVD archive alone you have more than the normal subscription site offer delivers. Add in the other twenty niche-oriented sites and you increase the value of the subscription even more. Kiss My Crack warrants my recommendation.