One night when I was a bartender the girls from a local titty bar all came in to party, and it got real crazy real fast. Before I closed several of the girls were arguing about who could shoot a shot of jizz quicker, and my regulars – mostly guys that night – offered to provide test material. They had a competition after I locked the doors, but I couldn’t tell you who won; one of them was behind the bar sucking jizz straight from my own supply!

I had to think about that night when I saw the tour of Sperm Cocktail. They’ve got some hot looking sluts who love the feeling of a healthy dose of man-made protein going down their throat, and they like milking the jizz from the dicks to get it! These hoes aren’t dealing with mere shooters, either; they take it in martini glasses, or fresh out of the cock it cums from!



Hillary Scott is a cute blonde babe with a really nice body and excellent tits. She also has a major cock problem – she can’t get enough. She’s got two short scenes on the site, one where she sucks off a single cock; in the other one she sucks off four. As good as she is – and she could smoke my cigar any time she wanted to – Hillary’s kind of average when it cums to the cocksuckers on Sperm Cocktail!

I found forty four episodes on the site when I checked it out, each of them with both a video and a set of pictures. There’s a variety of different hoes on here; some of them are smokin’ hot porn stars, while others are fresh faces trying to suck their way into the industry. Whether it’s Melissa Lauren doing six cocks and herself with a dildo, or some no-name skank taking on five, one thing you can count on: these chicks suck real good!

The movies on the site run anywhere from four to twenty minutes each It only takes cute little Faith six and a half minutes to squeeze the juice out of ten of them, while brunette wench Cherrie takes her time with five of them over twenty minutes. If you check out the action on video, you’ll be able to do so using the format best suited for your system, and your Internet connection won’t prevent you from enjoying the best possible movie!

All of the videos are available in both QuickTime and Windows Media Player formats. In addition, there are versions of the movies formatted for both low speed (dialup) and high speed (DSL or better) Internet connections. Some of the longer features have been divided into shorter clips of five to seven minutes each, but you can also download the full movie in one DVD-quality file.

The picture sets on Sperm Cocktail, which are made up of screen captures pulled directly off the movies, are pretty good. The viewing area is an acceptable 720x480, while the file sizes are in the very reasonable 40-60KB range. They are served up on a single page gallery with decent sized thumbs to let you pick your pictures easily; if you like a set, you can download it to your hard drive in a zip file.

This isn’t the only oral/blowjob/cumshot content that you get when you join Sperm Cocktail. Access to this site includes a great deal of porn, both in this niche and most others that you might expect to find on the web. Unlike most sites claiming to deliver a big collection of porn, they’re not building up their inventory by offering access to a bunch of mediocre sites available from dozens of sites, either; this is all good quality!

As a member you’ll have access to the entire Braincash Network of porn sites; there are twenty in all, with oral, interracial, ethnic, lesbian, teen, MILF, and more niches included. Each of the sites has its own inventory of from a dozen to over fifty videos and picture sets. The home page of the Braincash Network has more than just links to the twenty sites; here you’ll find the contents of over 350 porn DVDs spread out among three dozen categories of erotica!



About the only minor grievance I have with this collection of sites is that the pictures don’t open on a web page. If they did, and there were links to the next and previous images, you could surf through the sets more efficiently.

Oral junkies, cumshot junkies, and just general dirty movie junkies will all like Sperm Cocktail. The chicks range from okay to fan-fucking-tastic, but they’re all nasty enough to guzzle jizz. The movies and picture sets are very good quality, and the site is easy to use.

What really puts this membership offer into the exceptional category is the Braincash Network. There’s all the porn you could want, in every flavor you might have an appetite for, and it’s all damn good! The network is updated daily with multiple new movies, too; for all these reasons, I’m pleased to recommend a membership in Sperm Cocktail!