When I ran a bar I had to be careful about letting hookers hand around, because they brought heat from the cops. Standing behind the bar and watching what was going on, however, I can tell you it almost didn’t seem fair to keep ‘em from working. There were plenty of chicks giving up pussy or head for value, they just weren’t getting paid in cash!

On any given night there would be a couple of the regular chicks in the place. You could pretty much guarantee yourself some pussy just for buying them a couple of drinks. There was one blonde chick in particular that used to get a couple of drinks off a guy, blow him in his car, and start all over again with another dude when she walked back in! It didn’t seem fair that I had to hassle the hookers but let the Semen Slurpers ply their trade!


I had a feeling I was going to like this website just from checking out the promotional tour. They’ve got some pretty hot looking chicks on this site, but none finer, in my opinion, than an eighteen year old brunette named Simone. I checked out her movie as soon as I got into the site, based on the seven thumbnail images from the video they show you.

Simone’s got a lovely face with great eyes, nice natural titties, a pretty shaved pussy, and oral skills that would be hard to find on women far older than her! This little whore loves the cock, and you can tell it in her action-packed hardcore video. She sucks the cock, rides the cock, takes the cock in her ass, then gets a hard blast of hot jizz on her chin!

Simone is by no means the only hot chick on the site; blonde Hanna in her fishnet stockings is lookin’ fine, and is so horny she works out with a big pink dildo before the cock arrives. Porn star Anna Nova is fucked hard in every one of her holes before she’s rewarded with a facial finish, too. These are just three of the nineteen movies on the site, and all of them are excellent! If you find a feature you want to check out, you follow a link over to the movie page.

Here you can elect to stream or download the movie. There are two versions of the movie you can stream; there is one for either a low (dialup) or high speed Internet connection. If you decide to download it, you again have those options on the five clips (each between three and six minutes) that the film has been split into. There is also a very high quality version of the movie as one file that will be of interest to members with a broadband internet connection.

A Wild Porn Pass is required to get into Semen Slurpers, and this is your ticket to an amazing amount of porn. On the main page of the Wild member’s area you’ll find links to twenty categories of porn, and to another thirty five websites. The websites are spread out among the categories, and the list is about as inclusive as you can get on the adult Internet. I’d be quite amazed if you couldn’t find more than a couple of those categories that would satisfy your porn appetite.

Each of the sites has a dozen or more movies. Taken all together, that’s an impressive quantity – but it’s still but a small portion of what you get with this subscription. Each of the categories is full of porn DVDs, anywhere from ten to well over one hundred. That wasn’t a mistake, either – that’s full DVDs, with three to ten movies each!

Semen Slurpers falls under the teen category, and there’ is a hundred and nine titles in that category. There’s another seventy-some under blowjobs. You can check out as many of them in as many different categories as you choose. You also get a steady supply of “fresh meat”: they add a complete new DVD to the collection seven days a week!


If I had to dig deep to find something wrong with this site, I’d have to say that I believe that many members would appreciate the addition of some picture content to compliment the movies.

Semen Slurpers some very hot teen sluts in explicit hardcore action. These are professionally produced movies that are available in a format to match the requirements of every member, regardless of their Internet connection speed. The site has a design that is attractive, and the organization of the material is both effective and efficient.

The true value membership in Semen Slurpers is the Wild Porn Pass and the massive DVD collection you get access to. There is more here than you could ever hope to check out, and the challenge is made that much harder by the daily update. I cannot be any stronger in the endorsement I give Semen Slurpers/Wild Porn Pass!